*on a date* so haha tell me more about your dog
a font walks into a bar and asks for a drink. the bartender says “sorry, we don’t serve your type”
if we’re dating you can have your freedom, you’re not my prisoner. just stay loyal & be honest. that’s all i ask muhfucka.
We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob
occupation: the family disappointment