ranyakumo:

nintendo and sony stock going up because of the xbox conference

jerkidiot:

if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life

corsorala:

goes to unfollow u

sees ur tagged/me

u safe 4 now

greatwhiteprivilege:

• don’t pretend to like me if you don’t
• don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me
• don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t
• don’t
• don’t
• don’t

dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

gayerthanjew:

francieum:

snake-dad:

electric toothbrushes are okay i guess, but i like to stick with my acoustic

There are no such things as acoustic toothbrushes. I think this is really offensive to gay people. Nevertheless, God bless us all.

#i’m not too sure what happened here

katkinkat:

YOU ARE ALL REAL PEOPLE HOLY SHIT